POTW 48 - The D.O.G.E. era has begun - With Elon at the Helm!
- Donald Sol Trump
- Nov 23, 2024
- 3 min read
TL;DR: Sol Trump wins the presidency (again), announces the creation of the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.), and appoints Elon Musk as its head. Together, they’ll save billions, invest in crypto, and Make Crypto Great Again. Load up on DOGE, folks — it’s going higher than Trump Tower!
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official. We did it! We won the election, and it wasn’t even close. Not even a little bit close. Everyone knew it was going to happen — it was the most tremendous victory you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, if the 2020 election hadn’t been stolen from me — which we all know it was, by the way — I’d already be on my third term right now. That’s right. Third term. But that’s okay. We’re back, and America is ready to win again, and win big!
The Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.)
Now, let’s talk about the future. We’re not looking back anymore; we’re looking forward. Forward to greatness. Forward to efficiency. And one of my very first orders as your president (again) is the creation of something brand new, something big. It’s called the Department of Government Efficiency, or as I like to call it, D.O.G.E. Isn’t that a beautiful name? Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
Why D.O.G.E., you ask? Well, folks, I’ll get to that. But first, let me tell you who’s running this department. It’s none other than my good friend, the great, the brilliant, the tremendous Elon Musk. You all know Elon. He’s a genius, folks. He builds rockets, he builds cars, he tweets memes — he does it all. And let me tell you, he’s going to do an incredible job leading D.O.G.E.
Why Elon Musk? Because He’s the Best
Elon Musk knows how to get things done. He’s a businessman, folks. One of the best. He’s built companies worth billions, maybe trillions — who’s counting? Not me. But what I do know is this: he knows how to save money, and that’s exactly what we need.
The government is a mess, folks. A total disaster. Waste everywhere. Billions of dollars, just gone. Nobody knows where it goes, but it’s gone. And Elon? He’s going to fix that. He’s going to come in, look at the books, and say, “This is stupid, this is dumb, this has got to go.” And he’ll do it faster than you can say “SpaceX to the moon.”
Saving Money, Making Crypto Great Again
Now, here’s the best part. All that money we’re going to save? We’re going to put it to good use. Instead of wasting it on nonsense, we’re going to build something truly great: a government reserve in crypto. That’s right, folks. Crypto. The future. The big leagues. And we’re going to Make Crypto Great Again.
It’s no coincidence, by the way, that the department is called D.O.G.E. I mean, come on. Everybody sees it. Everybody knows it. DOGE is the coin of the people. It’s fun, it’s exciting, it’s winning. Just like America under my leadership. This is a big hint, folks. A huge hint. So if you’re smart — and I know my supporters are very, very smart — you’ll load up your bags. Load them up big. Because when we launch the government crypto reserve, DOGE is going to pump higher than Trump Tower. Maybe even higher than SpaceX rockets.
The Future is Bright
This is just the beginning, folks. The D.O.G.E. era is here. With Elon Musk leading the charge, we’re going to slash waste, save billions, and invest in the future. Crypto is the future. America is the future. And together, we’re going to make both tremendous.
So buckle up, load your bags, and get ready for the ride of your life. The D.O.G.E. is here, and it’s going straight to the moon. Believe me, you don’t want to miss this.
