TL;DR: Vote Donald J. Trump on November 5th to Make Crypto Great Again! Say goodbye to Gary Gensler, hello to a crypto stockpile, and get ready for huge Bitcoin mining in the US.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. The big one. The most important election in the history of our great country, and maybe the world — happening Tuesday, November 5th. You’ve heard of the big red wave? Well, let me tell you, this time, it’s also the big crypto wave. That’s right. If you love freedom, if you love winning, and if you love crypto, you need to vote for Donald J. Trump.
Let’s face it, folks. The crypto world has been under attack. Regulations, red tape, and terrible leadership. You know who I’m talking about. Gary Gensler. A disaster. The worst. Believe me, when I’m back in the White House, Day One, he’s fired. Gone. Bye-bye, Gary. We’re bringing in people who know how to win and love crypto.
And let me tell you, I’m not just going to be your president. I’m going to be your crypto president. The first-ever crypto president. No one understands deals better than me, and crypto is the biggest, most beautiful deal of the future. Here’s the plan:
We’re going to Make Crypto Great Again. No more nonsense from the SEC, no more fear, uncertainty, and doubt. We’re clearing the way for innovation, investment, and massive profits.
A Strategic Crypto Stockpile. Other countries are hoarding gold, but under Trump, the United States is going to lead the world in digital gold. That’s right — Bitcoin. We’re going to stockpile it, secure it, and make it a national treasure.
All Future Bitcoin Will Be Mined in the USA. That’s right, no more China, no more Russia. Under Trump, Bitcoin mining will be a proud American industry. Powered by clean energy, powered by American energy, and creating American jobs.
This is the election that will decide the future of crypto, folks. You want freedom? You want innovation? You want your bags to go crazy? Then you need to vote Trump.
So buckle up, patriots. Buy your bags, hold them tight, and get ready for the ride of your life. The Trump Train is leaving the station, and it’s headed straight for the moon. Believe me, we’re going to win so much, you’ll be tired of winning.
See you on November 5th. Let’s Make Crypto Great Again!